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What works when picking up women in a bar? 
Should you hit on waitresses? 
Should we put any stock in astrological signs? 
Why can't you ask a woman her weight? 

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Vic was all jazzed about an article he came across on MSN Dating and Personals called, "The Right Time For Sex". But because he is pretty much oblivious, it took about a day before he realized that the article he was reading was actually from the lesbian portion of MSN. Why was he reading the lesbian page? Who knows, but he also watches "Sex and the City" so it is anyone's guess. Anyway, this article prompted us to compare ideas about when is the right time to have sex with someone you are dating.

Angeline is a reader of and believer in "The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right". She has never really been able to follow them, but she inadvertently did follow them with one guy and ended up marrying him, so there is proof that they work.

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Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

“Psychology Today” June/July 2007 printed an article outlining the biological influences on human behavior. The implications of some of the ideas in this article may seem immoral, contrary to our ideals, or offensive. Nevertheless, they are true, supported by documented scientific evidence. Like it or not, human nature is simply not politically correct.

1. Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them).
2. Humans are naturally polygamous
3. Most women benefit from polygamy, while most men benefit from monogamy
4. Most suicide bombers are Muslim
5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce.
6. Beautiful people have more daughters.
7. What Bill Gates and Paul McCartney have in common with criminals.
8. The midlife crisis is a myth — sort of.
9. It is natural for politicians to risk everything for an affair (but only if they’re male).
10. Men sexually harass women because they are not sexist.

What Makes Women Look Attractive

Vic was pretty sure that anyone wearing high heels, red lipstick and hoop earrings would be attractive any time any place. But when polled, he chose some different criteria and as it turns out most men agree with him.

Vic’s YouTube pick is a slide show of the Vargas girls…and others.

Angeline’s YouTube picks:

Not really “chick/dude” stuff this week, but so funny!

Japanese Train Station at rush hour…
Music composed entirely from computer sounds from Windows…

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NIPPLE RINGS FALL FOUL OF AIRPORT CHECKS
A Texas woman was required to remove both of her nipple rings at airport security. She was not informed of her option for a “pat down”. Instead, TSA reps stood around her in a circle (like a curtain) while she tried to remove her nipple rings. One of them wouldn’t come out and she requested some pliers — which they brought her!

Angeline is fed up with airport security. She thinks its all part of a campaign to terrorize citizens into believing in the “threat” of terrorists. Plus it is hard to travel with her two small children. George Carlin is on her side.

Vic thinks Angeline is a robot who simply repeats ideas she hears other people say … but Vic spent two hours this morning trying to figure out why women are referred to as “minorities”. (Not very bright.)

YOU TUBE PICK OF THE WEEK
The Longest French Kiss In History
This week 321 French kissers lined up for a kiss chain.

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Why have redundancy of laws? There are already laws protecting citizens against: Blackmail, Child abuse, Child labor, Child sexual abuse, Coercion, Drugs-illegal use and sale of (a topic for another day), Extortion, Fraud, Immigrants (illegal employment and/or exploitation of), Kidnapping, Pornography, Public Nuisances, Rape, Racism, Sexual Abuse and Sexual Harassment, Slavery, Theft and Violence. Why, oh why, oh why, oh why, do we need a law against prostitution, which can best be defined as a business transaction among consenting adults to engage in a LEGAL activity in exchange for money?

This is what we discuss on this first ... if rocky ... episode of Beauty and the Beast.

Vic: Just can't get past the idea that Eliot Spitzer paid $4500 for sex.

Angeline: Loves that there are tons of resources out there in support of prostitution, like the "Prostitute's Education Network"

Angeline's picks of the week:

• "Why they should legalize prostitution."
  A comedian talks about what our nightly news would sound like if prostitution were legal.
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• A prositute performs a Def Prostitute Jam at a "Christian Open Mic Night"
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• "The Music Biz and the Moral High Ground"
  A commentary by Jay Smooth about why it is absurd that the record industry doesn't want to give Ashley Dupree a record deal because they don't want to exploit her social condition.
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Vic's picks of the week:

• Be the first on y our block to have Kwame Kilpatrick's mugshot on your mug. kwamemug.com