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<itunes:subtitle>A chicks vs. dudes throwdown</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Discussing current events from a male/female perspective.</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:keywords>men, women, man, woman, he, said, she, news, current, events, gender, roles</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Vic &#38; Angeline</itunes:author>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Ep6: What is porn?</title>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Ep5: Picking Up Women In A Bar</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 3 May 2008 18:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Ep 4: The Right Time For Sex</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;" mce_style="text-align:left;"><b>Complete show notes at BeastlyShow.com<br/></b></p>

<br/>Vic was all jazzed about an article he came across on MSN Dating and Personals called, &quot;<a title="The Right Time For Sex" href="http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8491" mce_href="http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8491" target="_blank">The Right Time For Sex</a>&quot;.
But because he is pretty much oblivious, it took about a day before he
realized that the article he was reading was actually from the lesbian
portion of MSN. Why was he reading the lesbian page? Who knows, but he
also watches &quot;Sex and the City&quot; so it is anyone's guess. <i>Anyway</i>, this article prompted us to compare ideas about when is the right time to have sex with someone you are dating.
<p style="text-align: left;" mce_style="text-align:left;">Angeline is a reader of and believer in &quot;<a href="http://www.therulesbook.com/" mce_href="http://www.therulesbook.com" target="_blank">The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right</a>&quot;.
She has never really been able to follow them, but she inadvertently
did follow them with one guy and ended up marrying him, so there is
proof that they work.</p>

<p style="text-align: left;" mce_style="text-align:left;">Contact:</p>


<p style="text-align: left;" mce_style="text-align:left;">BeastlyShow.com<br/>
beastlyshow@gmail.com<br/>
(206) 984-0634</p>

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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Ep3: Politically Incorrect Truths</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Show notes at www.BeastlyShow.com</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><br/></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature</strong></p>

<p style="text-align: left;"><a target="_blank" href="http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-4359.html">âPsychology Todayâ June/July 2007</a>
printed an article outlining the biological influences on human
behavior. The implications of some of the ideas in this article may
seem immoral, contrary to our ideals, or offensive. Nevertheless, they
are true, supported by documented scientific evidence. Like it or not,
human nature is simply not politically correct.</p>

<p style="text-align: left;">1. Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them).<br/>
2. Humans are naturally polygamous<br/>
3. Most women benefit from polygamy, while most men benefit from monogamy<br/>
4. Most suicide bombers are Muslim<br/>
5. Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce.<br/>
6. Beautiful people have more daughters.<br/>
7. What Bill Gates and Paul McCartney have in common with criminals.<br/>
8. The midlife crisis is a myth â sort of.<br/>
9. It is natural for politicians to risk everything for an affair (but only if theyâre male).<br/>
10. Men sexually harass women because they are not sexist.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>What Makes Women Look Attractive</strong></p>

<p style="text-align: left;">Vic was pretty sure that anyone wearing
high heels, red lipstick and hoop earrings would be attractive any time
any place. But when polled, he chose some different criteria and as it
turns out most men agree with him.</p>

<p style="text-align: left;">Vicâs YouTube pick is a slide show of the Vargas girlsâand others.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Angelineâs YouTube picks:</strong></p>

<p style="text-align: left;">Not really âchick/dudeâ stuff this week, but so funny!</p>

<p style="text-align: left;">Japanese Train Station at rush hourâ<br/>Music composed entirely from computer sounds from Windowsâ</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">For complete show notes with links to to:</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">www.BeastlyShow.com</p>
<br/><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Contact:</span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">BeastlyShow.com<br/>beastlyshow@gmail.com<br/>206-984-0634<br/></p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Episode 2: Nipple Rings In Airport Security</title>
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<description><![CDATA[NIPPLE RINGS FALL FOUL OF AIRPORT CHECKS<br/>A Texas woman was required to remove both of her nipple rings at airport security. She was not informed of her option for a âpat downâ. Instead, TSA reps stood around her in a circle (like a curtain) while she tried to remove her nipple rings. One of them wouldnât come out and she requested some pliers â which they brought her!<br/><br/>Angeline is fed up with airport security. She thinks its all part of a campaign to terrorize citizens into believing in the âthreatâ of terrorists. Plus it is hard to travel with her two small children. George Carlin is on her side.<br/><br/>Vic thinks Angeline is a robot who simply repeats ideas she hears other people say â but Vic spent two hours this morning trying to figure out why women are referred to as âminoritiesâ. (Not very bright.)<br/><br/>YOU TUBE PICK OF THE WEEK<br/>The Longest French Kiss In History<br/>This week 321 French kissers lined up for a kiss chain.<br/><br/>www.BeastlyShow.com<br/>beastlyshow@gmail.com<br/>206-984-0634]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 11:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Beauty and the Beast Episode 1: Legalizing Prostitution</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<img width="225" height="195" align="right" alt="Prositute" mce_src="http://beastlyshow.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/prostitute.jpg" src="http://beastlyshow.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/prostitute.jpg"/>Why have redundancy of laws? There are already laws protecting
citizens against: Blackmail, Child abuse, Child labor, Child sexual
abuse, Coercion, Drugs-illegal use and sale of (a topic for another
day), Extortion, Fraud, Immigrants (illegal employment and/or
exploitation of), Kidnapping, Pornography, Public Nuisances, Rape,
Racism, Sexual Abuse and Sexual Harassment, Slavery, Theft and
Violence. Why, oh why, oh why, oh why, do we need a law against
prostitution, which can best be defined as a business transaction among
consenting adults to engage in a LEGAL activity in exchange for money?
<p>This is what we discuss on this first ... if rocky ... episode of Beauty and the Beast. </p>

<p>Vic:  Just can't get past the idea that Eliot Spitzer paid $4500 for sex.</p>

<p>Angeline: Loves that there are tons of resources out there in
support of prostitution, like the &quot;Prostitute's Education Network&quot;</p>

<p>Angeline's picks of the week:</p>

<ul><li>&quot;Why they should legalize prostitution.&quot;<br/>
A comedian talks about what our nightly news would sound like if prostitution were legal.<br/>
<a target="_blank" mce_href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=10318705" href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=10318705">Watch now</a></li><li>A prositute performs a Def Prostitute Jam at a &quot;Christian Open Mic Night&quot;<br/>
<a target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwzpHVNiS-I" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwzpHVNiS-I">Watch now</a></li><li>&quot;The Music Biz and the Moral High Ground&quot;<br/>
A commentary by Jay Smooth about why it is absurd that the record
industry doesn't want to give Ashley Dupree a record deal because they
don't want to exploit her social condition.<br/>
<a target="_blank" mce_href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=E-KTpCnliCQ" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=E-KTpCnliCQ">Watch now</a></li></ul>

<p>Vic's picks of the week:</p>

<ul><li>Be the first on y our block to have Kwame Kilpatrick's mugshot on  your mug.  <a target="_blank" title="Kwame Mug" mce_href="http://kwamemug.com" href="http://kwamemug.com/">kwamemug.com</a></li></ul>


<div style="text-align: center;"><a title="Kwame Mug" rel="attachment wp-att-19" target="_blank" mce_href="http://beastlyshow.com/2008/03/27/beauty-and-the-beast-episode-1-legalizing-prostitution/kwame-mug/" href="http://beastlyshow.com/2008/03/27/beauty-and-the-beast-episode-1-legalizing-prostitution/kwame-mug/"><img alt="Kwame Mug" mce_src="http://beastlyshow.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/kwamemug.gif" src="http://beastlyshow.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/kwamemug.gif"/></a></div>
<div align="left">
<ul><li>Vic thought that you simply shouldn't miss seeing a particular
video of an Orangutan peeing into its own mouth, but we can't figure
out how to embed the wmv file into these notes, so if you want to see
it, email us at beastlyshow@gmail.com</li></ul>

</div>
<div align="left">Resources for prostitutes and people who love them:</div>
<div align="left"><a target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.bayswan.org/COYOTE.html" href="http://www.bayswan.org/COYOTE.html">C.O.Y.O.T.E.</a> (Call Off Your Tired Ethics) Started by an ex-LAPD officer who changed careers to become a prostitute.</div>
<div align="left"><a target="_blank" title="Desiree Alliance" mce_href="http://www.desireealliance.org" href="http://www.desireealliance.org/">Desiree Alliance</a> that is hosting the Sex Worker Conference in Chicago on July 16-20, 2008</div>
<div align="left"><a target="_blank" title="IUSW" mce_href="http://www.ursw.org" href="http://www.ursw.org/">International Union of Sex Workers<br/>
</a></div>
<div align="left"><a target="_blank" title="Prostitutes Education Network" mce_href="http://www.bayswan.org/penet.html" href="http://www.bayswan.org/penet.html">Prositutes Education Network</a></div>

<div align="left"><br/>10 Things You Don't Know About Women by Esquire Magazine</div>
<div align="left"><a target="_blank" title="10 Things" mce_href="http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/ESQ0506TENTHINGS_70" href="http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/ESQ0506TENTHINGS_70">Read them</a></div>

<div align="center"><br/>Quote about whoring yourself out <br/>by Suzy Parker <br/>(the face of Coco Chanel)</div>
<div align="center">&quot;I do everything for a reason.  Usually the reason is money.&quot;</div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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